wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday
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Oh, thanks, my mom’s boyfriend, for getting me this gift.
You mean you paid for it with the money you got, from your job? After you were done paying bills and house payments, that is. You drove, from your own house, to the store, in your car, to get it for me? Thanks, that is so thoughtful.
Oh, wait…
Your mom gave you money, because you don’t have a job. She gave you a ride from her house, where you live, to the store, in her car, because you can’t drive? Oh…
Tell your mom thanks for me.
but what if I only like Jesus as a friend
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